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 ↳ MEET TRAVIS ‘THE BOY DAHLIA’ WANDERLY...

♫♪ “Look at all those movie stars – they're all so beautiful and clean. When the housemaids scrub the floors, they get the spaces in between. I wanna live a life like that. I wanna be just like a king. Take my picture by the pool, ‘cause I'm the next big thing!” [►]

 ✦ — [MAIN] — [PLOT] — [RULES] — [CHARACTERS] — [AUDITION] — ✦
 ↳ MEET TRAVIS ‘THE BOY DAHLIA’ WANDERLY...

♫♪ “Look at all those movie stars – they're all so beautiful and clean. When the housemaids scrub the floors, they get the spaces in between. I wanna live a life like that. I wanna be just like a king. Take my picture by the pool, ‘cause I'm the next big thing!” []

 ✦ — [MAIN] — [PLOT] [RULES] — [CHARACTERS] — [AUDITION] — ✦

The world is a filthy place; It’s a filthy goddamn horror show. There’s so much pain, you know? There’s so much…”

It wasn’t long after the Harmon’s inhabited the Murder House that things started to go terribly wrong. The little broken family had moved there in hopes of coming together again, mend the past, and maybe make it through life as a functioning family — and while in the end they might have become closer than expected, it didn’t exactly go as planned. With the ghosts intervening in their everyday lives, needless to say things had gone to Hell in a short period of time. Tragedy upon tragedy struck, and one by one over the course of a year all three of the Harmon’s met their inevitable doom — death, and an untimely one at that.

Not too long after the house became available again, it was bought by a mysterious figure known as Jackson Beinz and shortly thereafter turned into the Pi Iota Epsilon Sorority and Beta Phi Tau Fraternity, a co-ed housing program for the local colleges, and a cheap one at that. Now, just six years after the infamous tragedy of the Harmon family, the house is not only crawling with hormone induced, party crazy teens — but ghosts. Ever since the house became home to so many young and living people, the ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork. Whether it’s to attempt to blend in with the living or cause a little chaos, the living and dead can be quite an interesting mix. Will you get out alive? Take a leap of faith and join The Darkness Has Us today!

WE ACCEPT OCS & WOULD BE HAPPY TO DISCUSS FC CHANGES!
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the-darkness-has-us-rp-promo:

♫♪ “Stacy’s mom has got it goin’ on, she’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long! Stacy, can’t you see, you’re just not the girl for me! I know it might be wrong, but I’m in love with Stacy’s mom.” [►]

✦- [MAIN] - [EXTENDED PLOT] - [RULES] - [CHARACTERS] - [AUDITION] -✦

the-darkness-has-us-rp-promo:

♫♪ “Stacy’s mom has got it goin’ on, she’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long! Stacy, can’t you see, you’re just not the girl for me! I know it might be wrong, but I’m in love with Stacy’s mom.” []

✦- [MAIN] - [EXTENDED PLOT] - [RULES] - [CHARACTERS] - [AUDITION] -✦
ghostofanidiot:

go do it
do the thing

ghostofanidiot:

go do it

do the thing

the-darkness-has-us-rp:

Meet Jennifer ‘Jenny’ Green, a ghost whom is eternally thirty-two years old; she’s been trapped in the Murder House since her death in 2001…

♫♪ “Stacy’s mom has got it goin’ on, she’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long! Stacy, can’t you see, you’re just not the girl for me! I know it might be wrong, but I’m in love with Stacy’s mom.” [►]

I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things…

{+}: Passionate, Charming, Bold
{–}: Perverse, Flirtatious, Deceitful

It’s a filthy world we live in, it’s a filthy goddamn helpless world…

Modern housewife, full-time mom, part-time teacher, and a compulsive cheater — once upon a time, Jennifer Lynn was the ultimate M.I.L.F. From high school boys to college frats, she was into the young ones, and they were into her. Though she’d been married for seventeen years with two children of her own, not once did Jenny regret a single hook-up; and not once did she get caught.
See Jenny was sneaky — not that that was something to be too proud about on account of the fact she had an idiot for a husband, but she had everything under control and that pleased her. She’d always been a thrill-seeking woman, adventurous, and her once attractive betrothed was now bald, bland, and oblivious. She adored her children more than she could ever begin to explain, but the marriage she had so willingly thrown herself into at such a young age had become tasteless over the years, and now.. now she needed flavor.
After moving into the Murder House, claiming the building as “The Lynn Residence,” Jenny set up her territory. She got herself a job at the local high school, Westfield High, and made herself known to its male population. She appeared loyal to her husband by day, but by night became ravenous for the special thrill, sneaking off to hotel rooms to meet up with her students. The entirety of it was daring, dangerous, exactly what she needed.
One night when her family was fast asleep, and she was about to head out for a little midnight fling, she was greeted by an unexpected visitor. The very moment the bleached-haired man touched her, the night became a blur. The next morning she woke up to a blood-curdling scream come from her youngest down in the kitchen.. where her body laid… skinned. She immediately hid herself from her family in confusion, fear, and they left shortly after.
In death, Jenny’s spent most of her time hiding, watching people, learning about every man, woman and child. Though now that she’s found it safe to come out, she spends most of her time making the best out of a bad situation by doing what she did best when she was alive — seducing. Her focus is on the fraternity boys, though on the side, she doesn’t mind looking for her murderer and not only perfecting her haunting abilities on him, but tormenting him to her heart’s content.

Are you sure you want to be alone? They say this house is haunted…

Hayden McClaine: It’s safe to say Hayden is the closest thing Jenny has to a best friend in the house. After watching and listening in the shadows, she’s well aware that Hayden had been blessed with a child of her own before she was murdered; and because of this, Jenny sympathizes with the other brunette — on account of her own death, resulting in the loss of her own children. She approves of most anything Hayden does, good or bad, and more than often volunteers herself to be a sidekick of sorts.
Katelyn Marvel: It’s obvious that Jenny is nothing less than aggravatingly jealous of Katelyn. Not that she hates the girl or anything, she just wishes she could be her. Young, blessed with her child by her side, Leo — even though she’s dead, too, cursed to remain in the house for all eternity, at least she has her son with her. Jenny tends to take everything personally when it comes to Katelyn, though she does make an effort to look past things and befriend the other mother.
Spencer McCormick: After finding out Leo’s mother, Katelyn, was dead (just like herself), Jenny had a personal interest in seeking out Leo’s father, believing he had some sort of magic power in getting the dead women pregnant. And once she did, she was shocked to discover he, Spencer, was alive — or at least that’s what she was led to believe. She’s made it her goal to seduce this baby wizard of a fraternity boy into bed and hopefully grant herself a new blessing in the process.
Skinner Hall: No one, not one soul infuriates Jenny more than Skinner — though she can’t recall exactly what happened or what he did to her, she remembers his face, knows he’s stuck in the house with her, and she knows he’s the reason she’s dead. Though she’s a bit fearful about confronting him, she intends to find him and make his afterlife a living hell.

Jenny is portrayed by Mary-Louise Parker, and is currently open.

the-darkness-has-us-rp:

Meet Jennifer ‘Jenny’ Green, a ghost whom is eternally thirty-two years old; she’s been trapped in the Murder House since her death in 2001

♫♪ “Stacy’s mom has got it goin’ on, she’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long! Stacy, can’t you see, you’re just not the girl for me! I know it might be wrong, but I’m in love with Stacy’s mom.” []

I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things…

{+}: Passionate, Charming, Bold
{–}: Perverse, Flirtatious, Deceitful

It’s a filthy world we live in, it’s a filthy goddamn helpless world…

Modern housewife, full-time mom, part-time teacher, and a compulsive cheater — once upon a time, Jennifer Lynn was the ultimate M.I.L.F. From high school boys to college frats, she was into the young ones, and they were into her. Though she’d been married for seventeen years with two children of her own, not once did Jenny regret a single hook-up; and not once did she get caught.

See Jenny was sneaky — not that that was something to be too proud about on account of the fact she had an idiot for a husband, but she had everything under control and that pleased her. She’d always been a thrill-seeking woman, adventurous, and her once attractive betrothed was now bald, bland, and oblivious. She adored her children more than she could ever begin to explain, but the marriage she had so willingly thrown herself into at such a young age had become tasteless over the years, and now.. now she needed flavor.

After moving into the Murder House, claiming the building as “The Lynn Residence,” Jenny set up her territory. She got herself a job at the local high school, Westfield High, and made herself known to its male population. She appeared loyal to her husband by day, but by night became ravenous for the special thrill, sneaking off to hotel rooms to meet up with her students. The entirety of it was daring, dangerous, exactly what she needed.

One night when her family was fast asleep, and she was about to head out for a little midnight fling, she was greeted by an unexpected visitor. The very moment the bleached-haired man touched her, the night became a blur. The next morning she woke up to a blood-curdling scream come from her youngest down in the kitchen.. where her body laid… skinned. She immediately hid herself from her family in confusion, fear, and they left shortly after.

In death, Jenny’s spent most of her time hiding, watching people, learning about every man, woman and child. Though now that she’s found it safe to come out, she spends most of her time making the best out of a bad situation by doing what she did best when she was alive — seducing. Her focus is on the fraternity boys, though on the side, she doesn’t mind looking for her murderer and not only perfecting her haunting abilities on him, but tormenting him to her heart’s content.

Are you sure you want to be alone? They say this house is haunted…

Hayden McClaine: It’s safe to say Hayden is the closest thing Jenny has to a best friend in the house. After watching and listening in the shadows, she’s well aware that Hayden had been blessed with a child of her own before she was murdered; and because of this, Jenny sympathizes with the other brunette — on account of her own death, resulting in the loss of her own children. She approves of most anything Hayden does, good or bad, and more than often volunteers herself to be a sidekick of sorts.

Katelyn Marvel: It’s obvious that Jenny is nothing less than aggravatingly jealous of Katelyn. Not that she hates the girl or anything, she just wishes she could be her. Young, blessed with her child by her side, Leo — even though she’s dead, too, cursed to remain in the house for all eternity, at least she has her son with her. Jenny tends to take everything personally when it comes to Katelyn, though she does make an effort to look past things and befriend the other mother.

Spencer McCormick: After finding out Leo’s mother, Katelyn, was dead (just like herself), Jenny had a personal interest in seeking out Leo’s father, believing he had some sort of magic power in getting the dead women pregnant. And once she did, she was shocked to discover he, Spencer, was alive — or at least that’s what she was led to believe. She’s made it her goal to seduce this baby wizard of a fraternity boy into bed and hopefully grant herself a new blessing in the process.

Skinner Hall: No one, not one soul infuriates Jenny more than Skinner — though she can’t recall exactly what happened or what he did to her, she remembers his face, knows he’s stuck in the house with her, and she knows he’s the reason she’s dead. Though she’s a bit fearful about confronting him, she intends to find him and make his afterlife a living hell.

Jenny is portrayed by Mary-Louise Parker, and is currently open.

an accurate representation of my ascent into adulthood

feyminism:


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PAUSE

Press play and then go back to what you were doing before.

Whatever you were doing just got 10 times more exciting.

You’re welcome.

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i was seriously just drinking tea but i felt like i was about to take over the world jesus

WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THIS!?!

Lyme disease just became a lot more interesting c:

I was trying to kill a mosquito, then played this and holy shit

if I get to kill the mosquito before the music is over the world is saved

it depends on me and my mosquito killing abilities

Try typing an essay while listening to this, I swear I’ve just convinced myself that if I finish my essay in time I will save the world.

I have to clean my room, or the world will die!

That was the worst. There was just too much pressure to win that game of minesweeper! What if I had failed? WHAT IF I HAD FAILED??

DO NOT PLAY WHILE SEARCHING FOR AIRPORT.
REPEAT: DO NOT PLAY WHILE SEARCHING FOR AIRPORT.

Studying for my Calc exam has never been more imperative.

Trying to sleep just became impossible

IM JUST LOOKING AT MY DASH AND NOW IM STEALING THE DECLARATION OF FUCKING INDEPENDANCE

crystalshades:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now

there’s some sorcery on that comment.. reblogged too..

crystalshades:

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

there’s some sorcery on that comment.. reblogged too..

collegehumor:

If Humans Crossed the Street Like Animals [Click to watch]

Here’s an important new nature guide from the people who brought you How Animals Eat Their Food.

ourdreamsdefineus:

“Her name was Rose”
- The Doctor

ourdreamsdefineus:

“Her name was Rose”

- The Doctor